ass-tronomer:

ass-tronomer:

Yesterday when I was in between flights after I had been throwing up we were walking through the airport terminal and my mum was going “I just don’t know what brought this all on!!” and I said “I think it was the inflight food… It was all a little bit plane” and then I laughed so hard that I threw up again

Why is no one reblogging this its gold

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cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange

It’s a Clementine though….

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dboybaker:


bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

dboybaker:

bunnyfood:

Family Photo

look how fucking proud it is

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you didn’t love her.

you just didn’t want to be alone.

or maybe, she was just good for your ego.

or, or maybe she just made you feel better about your miserable life.

but you didn’t love her,

because you don’t destroy people you love.

Greys Anatomy (via scxndal)

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